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COMMENT TO BE ADDED...or stabbed...probably both...

Hello PUNY HUMANS...I am the one known as "Josh" and/or "Mrfantastico" and/or "The ruler of everything that has ever been EVER" and i'm here to ROCK YOUR FUCKING FACE RIGHT THE FUCK OFF!!

Just kidding!!

I'm not gonna hurt you...too badly...

Ya see because the truth of the matter is i'm actually A 24 YEAR OLD NOW GODDAMNIT!! human male (This means i have a penis and it actually WORKS!) and also this one time i was born and the doctor was all like "OMG PERFECT BABY LOL 10/10" and i was all like "WTF *FLAILS*" and my dad was all like "*Puts me down on table* and then i was all like "*Rolls over exposing back* and then my dad was all like "o_O *WTF AT HOLE IN BACK!*" and then the doctors were all like "O_O HOLY SHIZA WTF OH NOES!!!!!!!!!"

The point of that giant run on sentence you've just had the pleasure of reading is that i have Spina Bifida (Go look it up...Lazy..) and to make a short story even shorter i am now in a wheelchair or i can also use crutches...But mostly i use the wheelchair so i can zoom around all fast like...I also have an electric wheelchair for loooong ass distances and carrying things while moving at the same time because carrying something big when you need both your arms to move forward isn't exactly easy...

So please, WALK FASTER ON THE FUCKING SIDEWALK!!

You know what else this revelation about me means??

IT MEANS I RODE THE SHORT BUS TO AND FROM SCHOOL SOMETIMES!!!!!!!!!

DEAR GOD I AM AWESOME

..Shut up riding the short bus makes me amazing..

Don't question it!

ANYWAYS,

I like the things below in my things that i like section of the thing that you're reading.

I also REALLY like MOVIES...I work in a Movie Theatre currently and its pretty freakin AWESOME THAT IS WRONG, I DO NOT WORK THERE ANYMORE! I DO WEBWORKS AND STUFF NOW...but i loooove me some movies...especially Musicals and Disney/Kids Movies...But also i LOVE Horror Movies...I've probably seen more than 150 of them...I also love really corny horror movies with bad special effects and such things and stuff like that..and stuff..

AND I LURVE ME SOME MUSIC

SO MUCH MUSIC

LOUD MUSIC, NOT LOUD MUSIC, CRAZY MOON LANGUAGE AKA JAPANESE MUSIC SOMETIMES, BASICALLY EVERY TYPE OF MUSIC..Except for if it sucks horribly

I DON'T LIKE STUFF THAT SUCKS HORRIBLY OKAY?!

Furthermore, Just so you know what you're in for...

This Journal contains:
1. Incoherent ramblings
2. Somewhat smart posts sometimes
3. These weird things called "Emotions" that keep coming back for some reason
4. Really weird phone posts..SOMETIMES..I DON'T DO THEM AS MUCH ANYMORE!
5. LOVE FOR FRIENDS
6. PICTURES OF STUFF
7. OTHER AMUSING SHIT
8. LOTS AND LOTS OF THE WORD "FUCK" AND OTHER SWEAR TYPE WORDS AND INNAPROPRIATIOUSITY
9. CAPSLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10. Also TWITTERING sometimes

Furthermore, As of 1/11/2006 i was officially proclaimed by myself as The Official Overlord of the ENTIRE Internets and since i was already The OFFICIAL Ninja Pope of the Internets...That makes me The Official Ninja Pope Supreme Overlord of the ENTIRE internets..BOTH of them...

..So don't step...

Still not convinced that you should add me??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?

Hahaha...

HERE ARE SOME TESTIMONALS FROM ACTUAL SATISFIED CUSTOMERS!!!

tempest_omouthy Says:

"For a ninja, not so bad. A++ would Combat with again!"

I totally won that battle too..

minuetcat Says:

"I consider Josh to be one of my greatest friends for the following reasons (and many many more):
1) talking with him makes one feel better
2) he's psychotic
3) he successfully embraces the commonly-ignored weird section of the psyche
4) he's CUTE
5) he's psychotic
6) he's one kick-ass ninja with style
and finally
7) he's psychotic! Hehehe."

You heard it here first folks...I'M PSYCHOTIC!

rainecloud Says:

"Josh is very Josh-like. He is actually Grey Fox, but not really! I love him so, because he makes me laugh and he loves kitties. In reality, I own him, so don't even think of taking him! :D"

Apparently i got owned...LOL OWNED...get it??

kaohotplate Says:

"Josh is a ninja. His nose is the cleanest nose of anyone else on the whole planet. It's been tried and proven. Also, he knows a lot about zombies."

Yes! I AM THE CLEAN NOSE MASTER ALSO...Zombies make me tingle...

lilithcapricorn Says:
"Josh is about the coolest person you'll meet this side of the Atlantic ocean. Soon enough he'll be able to get drunk... and then we're all in for a lot of trouble. Washington will never be the same. (Oh, and look out Canadia...)"

Yes! YES!! LOOK OUT CANADIA...!!

thedarkcrystal Says:
Vote Josh: The candidate who touches everyone.

Yes! VOTE FOR ME...or else...

me_f_t_w Says:
Josh said testi so I'm leaving him a testi... AND A PP!

,c===8

--> testi eyes! 8D

Heheh...I did say testi...

yuffiebunny Says:
Josh always knows how to make me laugh! Everyday i await his crazy-ass
IMs and they always brighten my day no matter what's going on! YAY FOR
JOSH!!! *bakes u cookies*

COOKIES!!!!!!! *Stuffs face*

miss_watson Says:
This is all I have to say:



xD

*insert sexy here*

I AM APPROVED!!

Furthermore,


By ignitedbones! :D


squigglz Says:
JOSH IS FREAKING AWESOME.

Just to sum it up.

TO THE MAX!

deadstar Says:

Josh secretly dreams of rotting earlobes in the DAAAAAAAAARK

THAT IS A LIE!

I do it in the light also..

rockmunkee Says:

Josh hath seen my boobiez. And they were good. SquEEEEZE that monkey BUBBA!

IT IS TRUE...THEY WERE GOOD..

THE MONKEY IS SQUEEZENED

amethyst_wolf Says:

Josh gets a 11/10 on the scale of AWESOME! So says Kirby.

Kirby is a smart puffy ball of thing..!

cosmicdancer Says:

I don't really know anything about Josh yet, so I will make things up. Josh was created in Russia as the product of a nuclear experiment gone awry. He was shipped to Asia at which point he became part of a nomadic tribe, where he learned his ninja skills. The rest of his tribe was slain in a tragic battle, but he was able to fend off the attackers and defend the honor of the tribe that had become his family. Afterward, knowing that he had no place in the East any longer, Josh went to America and there he secretly cultivates dinosaur DNA in an underground laboratory. Like father, like son.

Also, he's a pretty cool guy.

Hahaha...I'm pretty cool...Such great stories you make up..STORIES..NONE OF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED >_>!

ladysinh Says:

JOSH IS THE NINJA LOVE!!! lol

he makes the best pancakes to eat after a night of kinky buttseckz

and he has WHEELS!! HEWASDRIVINGDOWNAHILLREALLYFASTANDWASALLLIKE WEEEEEEEEEEE!

i love you joshua lol

Mmm...PancakebuttseckzWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Also, Calling me Josh with THAT at the end is FORBIDDENEDED..ED

leigah Says:

Josh is my secret ninja that buttseckes me at night

What can i say??? I have the skills that DO in fact, pay the bills!

the_amandanator Says:

I love my Josh, he's full of vitamins and iz rly hot. ya rly.

I am totally part of a balanced breakfast and stuff...!!

loopygrrl8 Says:

A++
Would friend again.

Do you see that!?!?! DO YOU!??! I GOT 2 PLUSES!!! NOT 1 BUT 2!!!

michitofu Says:

Mr Fantasico is cooler than Robo-Lincoln. and he can beat Robo-Lincoln's ass any day

It's so true, But i still admire that Robo-Lincoln for trying...and killing children...

mikeyface Says:

Josh is one of the sweetest people in the world, totally adorable and knows how to make people feel good about themselves. He is also really funny and always knows how to make people laugh. Everyone should friend Josh because he is JOSHESOME ♥

Do you see that?!?! DO YOU SEE HOW NICE ANGIE IS!??! GO FRIEND HER ALSO!!

taiki Says:

I used Josh on my crotch rot and now I'm having sex with Maggie Thatcher!

I also work well against crabs!

finding_jay (More like finding_gay) Says:

mrfantastico understands that no two women are the same. That's
why mrfantastico's available in a range of sizes and
absorbencies to suit your individual needs. In order to make it easier
for you to select the right mrfantastico, the different
absorbencies are indicated by the testimonials left here. The more
testimonials left, the more fluid can be absorbed by mrfantastico.

I'm also available with wings...

bubonicapple Says:

who are you






why are you wearing my clothes

THESE CLOTHES ARE MINE, BITCH!!!!

tscheese Says:

Mrfantastico beat Chuck Norris in single combat and nationwide taste
tests.

HE STARTED IT! Jerk..

peanutxpeanut Says:

shut up SHUT UP ASSHOLE

Dont mind grandma..She's crazy..

plinko Says:

mrfantastico is my arch-nemesis. But, he's the best
arch-nemesis I've ever had!

Mainly because i totally own her ALL the time

jellyfishyy Says:

mrfantastico MADE ME A LESBIAN.

..I'm just that damn good..

tempest_omouthy Says even more about me:

JOSH IS SO AMAZINGLY AWESOME HARD ROCKIN' YOUR FACE THAT HE MAKES PIRATE
GIRLS GO NINJA!

YOU SEE HOW GOOD I AM?! ONCE YOU GO NINJA YOU NEVER GO BACK..or else..

rsinik Says:

mrfantastico CURED MY CANCER! THANK YOU mrfantastico!
OF COURSE, HE GAVE ME AIDS, BUT NO MORE CANCER!

AIDS IS WAY BETTER THAN CANCER ANYWAYS!

rucifer Says:

Now there is a cure for the comfortably numb -

Ask your gynecologist today if mrfantastico is right for you.
As with many medications, mrfantastico may cause side
effects. Most common side effects include, but are not limited to:
itching, swelling, insomnia, mood changes, muscle strain, sleeplessness,
excessive salivation, co-dependency with online blogging communities,
inter-species communication, taste perversion, change in appetite,
heightened sexual activity, terminal smile, oral inflammation and burning
desire to become "ninja-cool". Most people were not bothered enough to
stop taking mrfantastico. Be sure to tell your doctor if you
have side effects.

Remember, there is hope - mrfantastico

Dont YOU want to be ninja-cool too?? DONT YOU!?!?!

hey_giffy Says:JOSH IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS WITH A CAPSLOCK BUTTON ATTACHED TO HIS AWESOME METER.

THIS IS TRUTH

NORMALLY MY AWESOME METER IS PRETTY FUCKING HIGH UP THERE LIKE AT 10 AND STUFF BUT THEN I PRESS THE CAPSLOCK BUTTON AND IT JUST GOES FUCKING CRAZY AND STARTS BEEPING AND SPITTING FIRE AND GOING TO 11 AND STUFF

poisonwavehana Says:Josh is pretty much the most awesome ninja you'll ever meet. He can seriously do it all; he discusses [and confirms] the absolute pointlessness that is John Cena, kicks the crap out of every seagull within a 30 mile radius, and will even talk to you on AIM about cheez-its and he'll STILL have enough time to do an all-caps entry before bedtime. Honestly, what other ninja can say that?

TL;DR JOSH WINS AT EVERYTHING, THE END.

NO OTHER NINJA CAN DO ANY OF THAT

EVER

I AM THE WINNINGEST NINJA EVER, OBVIOUSLY!

axelified Says:MOST OUTRAGEOUSLY UNIQUE AND HUMOROUS GUY EVER HANDS DOWN

everyone wants a josh

AND FOR JUST ALL OF YOUR MONEY EVER, YOU CAN HAVE ONE..FOR LIKE AN HOUR BECAUSE I HAVE OTHER STUFF TO DO OKAY

luvluvg Says:Josh is like when you have a bowl of soup and blow on a spoonful, then it splatter-burns on your arm. Tss!

THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO EAT SOUP AND TO BLOW ON IT LIKE SOME SORT OF WUSSY LITTLE WUSS!

itriedbut Says:10 out of 10 experts agree: this dude skiis down effin' volcanoes.

WHILE THEY'RE ERUPTING EVEN, VOLCANOES AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!!

scottish_elf Says:Josh is the most stylish guy in a wheelchair! HE CAN DRINK AND DRIVE! And he's the ninja master of capslock! BEWARE THE CRAZYNESSSSS


AND THE POLICE CAN'T DO SHIT BECAUSE I CAN'T JUST GET OUT OF MY VEHICLE, BECAUSE I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR AND THAT WOULD BE A HATE CRIME OR SOMETHING..

_moontree Says:Josh is the grooviest cat out there, jive turkey.

..THIS IS MOSTLY TRUE EXCEPT I AM NOT A FUCKING FURRY SO DON'T EVEN THINK I AM FOR A SECOND OR ELSE I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU SO DAMN HARD!

jellyfishyy Says:josh does not believe that i am a lesbian so sometimes i become angry but i know he is just joking just kidding hello hello he's cool

SHE'S JUST TRYING TO CONVINCE HERSELF THAT SHE DOESN'T WANT ME SO HARD

OBVIOUSLY IT ISN'T WORKING!

AND IF YOU NEEDED EVEN MORE PROOF OF HOW AWESOME I AM...

THIS WAS DRAWN BY JJ AKA furiousmice WHO IS EXACTLY 59,455,634 KINDS OF AMAZING



ALSO, The following was drawn by tscheese mainly because she is pretty much fucking amazing as all fuck AND because it is the fuckin TRUTH, BITCHES!!



AND ONE TIME I EVEN LET tscheese DRAW A PORTRAIT OF ME, WITHOUT COMPLETELY MURDERING HER AFTERWARDS BECAUSE SHE DID IT WRONG, BECAUSE SHE DID IT COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY RIGHT AND AWESOMELY! BEHOLD!



So what the hell are you doing still staring at these words?? GO PRESS THE DAMN ADD BUTTON..or run away screaming..Whichever works for you i guess..

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